Andy's Storytime

Harvey the Heart Had Too Many Farts

March 28, 2023 Andrew Banta
Andy's Storytime
Harvey the Heart Had Too Many Farts
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Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship.

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Today, we're reading Harvey. The heart had too many farts. Written to illustrate by Jane Bexley. Harvey, the heart had an interesting problem. Way too much tooting would blast from his bottom. He didn't think that his gas was to Wiki. But others, he learned we're way, much more picky. A day at the playground could quickly turn sour when trapped in a toot cloud with toxic smell power. Uh, picnic was planned in the field by the trees, but it ended early thanks to his bumper. He's. Library time was for quiet and wonder until his burrito ignited bum thunder, His friends would complain when he led his bum grown that farting and tuning should be done alone. There has to be someone he cried to the sky Who won't run away. If I let a fart fly. Have you met that new girl? To me, inquired later said, Harvey, I'm too sad and tired. Timmy exclaimed. She just let out a Whopper that God has attention. Someone. Please stop her. Oh, Wait, he caught her I'm Harvey, the heart. I have a weird question. Did you just fart? I'm Susie the circle and yes, that was me. But you're not embarrassed. He sighed. Hi would be. She told him, Nope. Bum could be perfectly mute. We each have a booty, we all need to toot. I tried to be thoughtful and take them outside, but if one slips out, I just take it in stride. Harvey was shocked. She could fart and feel free. He tested it too. Her eyes filled with glee. Can you keep a big secret? She whispered down low. I think farting is fun. Would you also say so. What did she say? Did she say she likes tooting? He pictured her joining and bum Canon shooting. He dreamed of the things they could do with no fear of the smells and the sounds that could blow from his rear. They'd capture their fumes in a hot air balloon. They'd soar past the clouds and go straight to the moon. Then after their trip through the sky and the stars, they'd race at the track and their gas powered cars. How great would life be with a good friend who knew all your perks and your quirks and like the whole, you. you still with me, she asked his dreams, came to an end. Oh, I'm with you. He said. To his future best friend.

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